DAY 16 - MARCH 29, 2011
So Alex, Kushal, and I (and the rest of the wolf pack) had a project due today in US history. It involved women’s rights protests. Naturally, we wrote a rap. Redubbing “I Like Big Butts,” we finished with glorious G-ness.
Full lyrics:

I like burning bras and I cannot lie
You other women can’t deny
When a girl walks in with a feminist case and protests to your face you get pwned.
Wanna pull out the gas and fight for rights to pass.
Tired of the clothes we’re wearin’, and the men who just ain’t carin’, oh baby, I wanna vote witchuh, and get more richuh.
My husband tried to warn me, but these protests make me so…happy.

Ooh Betty Friedan, you say you wanna be my friend?
Well teach me, teach me, cuz’ you ain’t that average hippie.
I see her mission…to Hell with tradition.
She’ll fight…with might…make a deal like The Price is Right.

They got Ms. Magazine, showin’ us just what it means.
Take the av’rage girl, give her a twirl, have her change the world.

So FELLAS! (yeah!)
FELLAS! (yeah!)
DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANT SOME RIGHTS? (Hell yeah?)
THEN PROTEST. PROTEST. PROTEST ALL NIGHT.

Baby got RIGHTS.

DAY 16 - MARCH 29, 2011

So Alex, Kushal, and I (and the rest of the wolf pack) had a project due today in US history. It involved women’s rights protests. Naturally, we wrote a rap. Redubbing “I Like Big Butts,” we finished with glorious G-ness.

Full lyrics:

I like burning bras and I cannot lie

You other women can’t deny

When a girl walks in with a feminist case and protests to your face you get pwned.

Wanna pull out the gas and fight for rights to pass.

Tired of the clothes we’re wearin’, and the men who just ain’t carin’, oh baby, I wanna vote witchuh, and get more richuh.

My husband tried to warn me, but these protests make me so…happy.

Ooh Betty Friedan, you say you wanna be my friend?

Well teach me, teach me, cuz’ you ain’t that average hippie.

I see her mission…to Hell with tradition.

She’ll fight…with might…make a deal like The Price is Right.

They got Ms. Magazine, showin’ us just what it means.

Take the av’rage girl, give her a twirl, have her change the world.

So FELLAS! (yeah!)

FELLAS! (yeah!)

DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANT SOME RIGHTS? (Hell yeah?)

THEN PROTEST. PROTEST. PROTEST ALL NIGHT.

Baby got RIGHTS.

DAY 15 - MARCH 28, 2011
So today, I wore my adorkable shirt. It is, by far, the best shirt I have. :D

DAY 15 - MARCH 28, 2011

So today, I wore my adorkable shirt. It is, by far, the best shirt I have. :D

DAY 14 - MARCH 27, 2011
I GOT GLITTER ON MY HAND IT SUCKED AND TOOK FOREVER TO COME OFF

DAY 14 - MARCH 27, 2011

I GOT GLITTER ON MY HAND IT SUCKED AND TOOK FOREVER TO COME OFF

DAY 13 - MARCH 26, 2011
Day 13? Unlucky…OHSNAP. Anyway, I woke up to watch the England VS Sri Lanka match. POOR ENGLAND THEY GOT OWNED. I was going to post an image of my sweet bedhead, but this is far more epic. 
Sri Lanka set a new record for highest partnership in a world cup. In non-cricket terms, that means that England is LOLOLOL GG NUB FAIL.

DAY 13 - MARCH 26, 2011

Day 13? Unlucky…OHSNAP. Anyway, I woke up to watch the England VS Sri Lanka match. POOR ENGLAND THEY GOT OWNED. I was going to post an image of my sweet bedhead, but this is far more epic. 

Sri Lanka set a new record for highest partnership in a world cup. In non-cricket terms, that means that England is LOLOLOL GG NUB FAIL.

DAY 12 - MARCH 25, 2011
I got into GHP. This is a picture of me frantically searching for updates at 4:00 sharp. Thanks to all the people who dealt with my ranting. :D

DAY 12 - MARCH 25, 2011

I got into GHP. This is a picture of me frantically searching for updates at 4:00 sharp. Thanks to all the people who dealt with my ranting. :D

DAY 11 - MARCH 24, 2011
So fourth period USH has a rivalry with…well…a certain period. We don’t really know who. But we are the WOLF PACK. It’s what we call our friend group. We made this sign of intimidation. Notice that the signs are in the shape of a paw. SO INTIMIDATING

DAY 11 - MARCH 24, 2011

So fourth period USH has a rivalry with…well…a certain period. We don’t really know who. But we are the WOLF PACK. It’s what we call our friend group. We made this sign of intimidation. Notice that the signs are in the shape of a paw. SO INTIMIDATING

DAY 10 - MARCH 23, 2011
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAY 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe I made it this far.
Anyway, yesterday during graduation testing, someone brought Play-Do. Jennifer Pagano and I made three people and REPTAR. The middle person’s name is Reginald. The other two do not have names because they don’t have horns. We also made buildings for Reptar to knock down, but they weren’t picture-worthy. :(

DAY 10 - MARCH 23, 2011

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAY 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe I made it this far.

Anyway, yesterday during graduation testing, someone brought Play-Do. Jennifer Pagano and I made three people and REPTAR. The middle person’s name is Reginald. The other two do not have names because they don’t have horns. We also made buildings for Reptar to knock down, but they weren’t picture-worthy. :(

DAY 9 - MARCH 22, 2011

DUDE. Taking college calc pays off. On Tuesday, I was able to come home an hour early because Tech is on spring break. I had so much time that I took TWO PICTURES. OH *SNAP CRACKLE POP*. The first is me on the road walking home. The second is me gloating.

DAY 8 - MARCH 21, 2011
I got this gorilla/monkey thing. Immediately, I decided to assemble a ninja monkey strike force. SO FAR SO GOOD

DAY 8 - MARCH 21, 2011

I got this gorilla/monkey thing. Immediately, I decided to assemble a ninja monkey strike force. SO FAR SO GOOD

DAY 7 - MARCH 20, 2011
So yesterday, I was studying physics for the AP exam. YEAH. EARLY. I KNOW RIGHT :D
Anyway, while I was doing this, I ate Yan-yan. Which is pretty much Pocky, but with bigger breadstick thingies and icing that you dip the breadstick things in. It’s AWESOME.
Also, there’s this girl called Jessica Yan that I know who insists that Yan-yan was named after her. I feel sorry for her, because when she reads this, she’ll learn that she is named after a snack. You are what you eat, I guess… http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XUqFcW_E6h4/TS0OWTOdbtI/AAAAAAAAADc/UBs0_Dyv8Rs/s1600/Awww-yeah.jpg 
And what makes it more awesome than Pocky is that it has “fun animal lines” printed on the breadstick thingies. I’m pretty sure these were made by Taiwanese people who had a delightful view of animals. The fun lines range from the normal and understandable:
DUCK - GO FOR A SWIM
FOX - BEWARE OF LIES (you know, because foxes are sneaky.)
…to those that kind of vary because of cultural differences:
CHICKEN - KOKEKOKKO
OCTOPUS - LUCKY 8 (I thought it was 7?)
COW - MUUUUU
SQUIRREL - YOUR BEST FRIEND
….and to those that make no sense and are actually extremely informative:
SEAL - LOVES TO SUN TAN.
I didn’t know that. So I google imaged “seal sun tan” and sure enough, here it is: http://image02.webshots.com/2/0/35/81/48303581gBaALB_fs.jpg
So I guess that’s what I learned today. Seals freaking LOVE sun tanning.

DAY 7 - MARCH 20, 2011

So yesterday, I was studying physics for the AP exam. YEAH. EARLY. I KNOW RIGHT :D

Anyway, while I was doing this, I ate Yan-yan. Which is pretty much Pocky, but with bigger breadstick thingies and icing that you dip the breadstick things in. It’s AWESOME.

Also, there’s this girl called Jessica Yan that I know who insists that Yan-yan was named after her. I feel sorry for her, because when she reads this, she’ll learn that she is named after a snack. You are what you eat, I guess… http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XUqFcW_E6h4/TS0OWTOdbtI/AAAAAAAAADc/UBs0_Dyv8Rs/s1600/Awww-yeah.jpg 

And what makes it more awesome than Pocky is that it has “fun animal lines” printed on the breadstick thingies. I’m pretty sure these were made by Taiwanese people who had a delightful view of animals. The fun lines range from the normal and understandable:

DUCK - GO FOR A SWIM

FOX - BEWARE OF LIES (you know, because foxes are sneaky.)

…to those that kind of vary because of cultural differences:

CHICKEN - KOKEKOKKO

OCTOPUS - LUCKY 8 (I thought it was 7?)

COW - MUUUUU

SQUIRREL - YOUR BEST FRIEND

….and to those that make no sense and are actually extremely informative:

SEAL - LOVES TO SUN TAN.

I didn’t know that. So I google imaged “seal sun tan” and sure enough, here it is: http://image02.webshots.com/2/0/35/81/48303581gBaALB_fs.jpg

So I guess that’s what I learned today. Seals freaking LOVE sun tanning.